Kristen Stewart has had a busy week
THIS IS STILL MY FAVORITE POST TO THIS FUCKING DAY
Ellen talking a about foods from the 50s
I don’t like it.
dont let the guy who hates moreos see this
i love big cock
well that was unexpected
Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.
burns for hours and it looks beautiful.
I have no idea how you make a Swedish fire log
but i have a MIGHTY NEED for a Swedish fire log
and these are hella good for cooking on top of too- wanna cook something in a pan? You got yourself a li’l stove right there.
horses are so fucking scary i cant believe at some point a human looked at a horse and was like im going to sit on that horrifying beast while it goes fast. you fool
That’s a keeper for the wedding album.
this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards
who is she
today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”
she just kept going
i screamed into a headset and she just kept going
working in customer service
friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
break the rules
no gods no kings no masters
i am in fucking tears right now laughing at this
There are a bunch of human shaped gates in the middle of Times Square….and people are trying to fit themselves in them…..holy shit…..
The Enigma of Times Square Fault.
I didn’t even have to click the picture to know where this was going
ah, you’re playing cooking mama? i love that game. the way you just [clenches fist] cook all those frickin mamas
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