i never get sick of this guys puns
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
Only siths deal in absolutes Yoda.
Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.
What the books are actually like
so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???
and the next thing i know……
Do you live in a Sims game
STOP IT STOP IT NOW THIS IS SO VERY WRONG
this is beautiful
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I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express.
Kiss, kiss fall in debt
#ouran college host club
whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids
everyoen on this fukcing drugs is on website
Apparently (to liberals) it’s discrimination for college admissions faculty to take a race blind policy when choosing students for their schools.
They’re saying that the colleges will somehow still choose white kids even if they don’t know that they’re white.
That makes a whole lot of sense.
kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person
This Is How Your Plastic Bag Ends Up In Massive Ocean Garbage Patches
here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls
i have truly posted some things online
to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls
That last comment made me spit coke all over the floor
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